AS IF I WASN’T ALREADY EXCITED ENOUGH FOR FREAK SHOW NOW I’M FUCKING ECSTATIC
YASS YASSSS YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS SCARE AWAY ALL THE 12 YEAR OLD VIOLET AND TATE SHIPPERS PLEASE
DONT WORRY SO MUCH ABOUT SCARY AND MAYBE MAKE SURE IT DOESN’T SUCK ASS THIS TIME
Sex is a lot like Labyrinth, You go in without knowing, there are Muppets, David Bowie is there.
As a person from California, this is 100% accurate
As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate
As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system
50 degrees in England
100 degrees in England
imagine natasha coming home from an op and wandering into the kitchen to make herself a cup of tea and finding a note from clint stuck to her fridge saying ‘i didn’t know which one you meant so i fed them all' and she doesn't get what it means until she looks out the back window and there's at least a dozen stray cats lurking in the little garden attached to the apartments, and they all start mewing frantically when they notice her at the window
Person: You should try dressing normal for once
why are straight white boys so against pumpkin spice? maybe they should be against other things like I don’t know date rape?
I can’t stop singing praises to Emma Watson even if I tried like in one single speech she not only advocated for women to be treated equally as men but also touched on the fact that men are also victims of gender inequality while also addressing the fact that she is already incredibly privileged
All of the haters can just sit the fuck down because she just killed the game of life
Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox
“‘DOG GOES MEOW’, HUH? I’LL SHOW YOU WHO GOES MEOW, MOTHERFUCKER!”
THAT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING WHY DO PEOPLE FIND THAT BEAUTIFUL?! THERE’S A BIG FUCKING GAPING HOLE IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN OCEAN AND WATER IS DISAPPEARING INTO IT WHERE DOES IT GO?!
*Under The Sea starts playing*
Anyone know where this is?
This is off the Island of Mauritius in the Indian Ocean! And actually it’s not really a waterfall, it’s the underwater sediment/minerals and sand that is being swept off the continental shelf into the epipelagic waters by some pretty strong currents, creating a sort of illusion that the water itself is rushing over into a waterfall. It’s a pretty cool illusion though!
There aren’t ever such things as underwater waterfalls or rivers that are just made out of water since water is technically all the same density (besides fresh and saltwater) and the only thing that separates it would be the salinity and/or the thermocline!
But when water is actually mixed with something denser, such as hydrogen sulfide or perhaps salt water crashing with fresh water, it can actually form underwater rivers such as the one in Mexico!
This is my favorite dog, Brownie. Even though she’s a tad lazy. And is a tad afraid of me. But she’s always polite and shakes my hand. And she’s great at keeping secrets. Look at her wink.